We open on a spooky wooden mansion, a haunting groan emanates from within. We then pan around to see a crypt, a bat appears, and then out of no where comes a man in a brown suit walking like a zombie.
|He has a little Harry Potter scar on his forehead.|
We then cut to the gang in the Weatherby Estate and I realize how absolutely HUGE Fred's collar is.
|Like wings they are.|
They find this.
|That's actually a really good piece of animation.|
|Love this guy. He's so sad looking.|
|Man is a fucking wizard!|
The pipe smoking papa decides to call the sheriff, the phone unfortunately is out of action, so he decides to go and get him personally. Fred lets him know that they will keep watch, and that they'll take it in turns so that nothing goes wrong. he says this with a look of hate on his face, like if someone falls asleep on the job he's going to beat them within an inch of their life.
|"If you guys fuck up so help me God!"|
There's some stupid joke about Shaggy wearing roller skates, and Fred's face deforms again. Fred's face is always deforming.
|He looks like a grasshopper wearing a mans skin.|
There's some further hijinks and Scooby has a run in with a bulldog. Apparently this is a clue, as Ghosts don't have dogs. Why does anyone listen to Velma? The gang then finds the skeleton of Uncle, which is pretty morbid. They don't really care though, no one is disturbed by death in this show. It's always just another clue.
|Well golly gee!|
|So... uh, bye.|
Shaggy goes in the crypt for some Scooby Snacks. I only bring this up because he then looks at the camera and says: I'd do anything for a Scooby Snack. He says it like a junkie, like a man admitting he has performed sexual favors for crack. Totally threw me, did not expect such a somber moment.
|Ashes to ashes, funk to funky...|
|We're called Mystery Inc. You've probably never heard of us.|
|Quote: I'll make you bones!|
Not as bad as some, I mean, the episode made a sort of sense, and the ghost looked pretty cool, but it's still an episode of Scooby Doo and Crystolomancy is still not a thing.